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Saturday, October 22, 2005

Lovin' that Family Bed


A play in one act.


Scene: Middle of the night. My bedroom. Mom is fast asleep. The door opens slowly, and the sound of footsteps is heard. The boy approaches Mom's bed and starts to climb in.

Mom: Get in your own bed.

The Boy: But I love your bed.

Mom: Get in your own bed.

The Boy: But your bed is more comfortable.

Mom: Get in your own bed.

The Boy: But I want to snuggle with you.

Mom: Get in your own bed.

The Boy: Nooooo, your bed is better.

Mom: Get in your own bed.

The Boy: But WHY?

Mom: Because I'm not wearing any underwear.

The Boy: You're gross. Save me from your evil buttocks.

Boy departs and mom falls back to sleep.

Finis
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