Bloody noses. Gross disgusting bloody noses. Noses that all of a sudden drip rivers of bright red blood onto your clothing, the floor, and your shoes. Noses that give you no warning whatsoever, but just start bleeding because there's not enough drama in your life at that given second.
First you have to find some kleenex immediately to hold over the gushing nostril. Don't put your head back, because then the blood drips down your throat and that's way too gross to even comtemplate. Believe me, don't do it. Just pinch your nose at the bridge and, if you're really gushing, stuff some tissue up the nostril to stem the flood. Keep pinching for a few minutes and it will eventually stop. Just when you're getting everything cleaned up, there's this huge clot of gluey bloody phlem you have to hack up. Just yummmmy.
Last thing is to find some way to get the blood stains out of your clothing. You know you left that Shout stain stick someplace, right? Oh yeah, it's on top of the television in your room, the last place you had a bloody nose. Man, this sucks the big one. Stumble It! JBlog Me