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Tuesday, April 18, 2006

The Alien has landed

Attention Earthlings. TomKat's baby has arrived. According to news sources, Tom and Katie welcomed their little bundle of alien lifeform on Tuesday, the 18th of April. The lifeform, named Suri, weighed in at a whopping 7 lbs 2 ounces and was 20 inches long. No word on whether or not it was a 'silent birth' but I'm betting my bottom dollar that Katie was shamed into both a silent and non-medicated birth by her pseudo husband "Tom's in the closet" Cruise.

Now, tell me, does this beachball even remotely resemble 7 lbs 2 oz? I'm thinking more like 20 lbs, 7 ozs of bouncing baby stuffing.

Amusingly, this lifeform arrived the same date as Brooke Shield's latest delivery, daughter number 2, Grier. You can bet that Shields wasn't silent, and I'm guessing that trays of meds were passed around with glee.

Man, nothing like a celebrity "birth" to bring out the snark in me.
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Blogger Erin said...

The silent birth idea? Oh, so unnatural. And creepy. Sort of like a pregnant Katie Holmes.

19/4/06 1:19 AM  
Blogger ƒåυνέ said...

Actually, I heard that Tom was out of town (Italy, I believe) so I'm betting she said 'screw it' and screamed her bloody head off. LOL

19/4/06 1:10 PM  
Blogger A.K. said...

Judging by that picture I'd say this whole pregnancy thing was a farce by TC further trying to promote his "heterosexuality".

19/4/06 3:00 PM  

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