I bit the inside of my mouth a few days ago, and with the bite came a raised chunk of cheek that kind of sticks out. That's fairly annoying in and of itself, but the deal is, I keep biting the inside of my cheek on the chunky part over and over again when I'm sleeping. I think I must be chewing on it or something, because the inside of my mouth is ragged and sore and so freaking annoying. I can't figure out how to make it go away. I'm even thinking of stuffing gauze into my cheek at night to let it clear up, but then that would drive me nuts, too. What's a girl to do?
And that's not all. I usually have very strong fingernails, and my toenails are made of iron. I can barely clip them they're so thick. But every once in a great while my nails start to chip and split for no discernable reason. Today is one of those days. All day long my thumbnail has been peeling off in short slices. I finally just gave up trying to save the nail and clipped it down, but then where I clipped it it started to peel some more. How annoying is that?
Honestly, my life must be really boring if all I can come up with the complain about is my cheek sore and my peeling nails.
Oh, and my TOTALLY obnoxious son who thinks it's A-OK to play frisbee and soccer in the living room. Have I mentioned that I'm about to auction him off on ebay? The kid is driving me crazy. I do believe it's time for Margalit's Margarita. Make it a double. Stumble It! JBlog Me