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Monday, May 22, 2006

The lilting song of the flute

Dear Neighbor,

I love to hear you practice your flute in the morning. It is relaxing and peaceful to hear a long flute playing on a sunny spring day. I also like to hear your students playing for you when they come to your house for lessons.

What I don't like is when you have a day-long recital and not inform any of your neighbors that there will be many many strange cars going up and down our shared driveway, parking willy nilly all over our parking area, sitting on MY front lawn on blankets waiting for their kids, dropping garbage onto MY lawn and garden, and taking my parking space if I happen to go out.

I know that this is your livlihood and you've been doing this for as long as you have lived in your house. But that doesn't give you priority over the lawn, garden, and driveway. You need to let your neighbors know when you're planning an all day recital, so we can plan accordingly.

You also need to tell your stupid clients that I don't live in a garbage dump and I don't live in a public park. They are NOT invited to lay down on my lawn, picnic on my lawn, set up camp on my lawn, or in fact step on my lawn without my expressed permission.

You also need to tell them about parking. This isn't your driveway. It is shared by four homes. Your clients should respect the rights of the residents and not park in the spaces reserved for residents. Your neighbor (that would be ME) is handicapped and needs her space right in front of her house. It is rude to ignore your neighbor's needs, especially after I've asked you and your clients repeatedly NOT to park in my space.

You run a business, just as I do, out of your home. Note that MY business partners, when they come for meetings during the week, do not park in your space. They park in the extra spaces in front of the barn. Spaces that are marked for visitors. You know why? Because I told them not to park in the resident spaces.

While we're on the subject of your behavior, would you PLEASE stop threatening my kids if they step onto the side lawn. When they are playing ball in OUR yard, and the ball meanders over to your side yard, they have to go and get it. They aren't doing anything damaging, they just want to retrieve their ball. Shaking your fists at them isn't winning them over. Note that when your son comes home from college, he disrupts the entire neighborhood with loud music, pot smoking, cigarette smoking, and cars picking up and dropping off with the radio blaring in the middle of the night. He's disruptive and yet you get annoyed when my kids simply go to get their soccer ball.

I've tried very hard to be a good neighbor. I've shoveled your car out of the snow. I've given you bounty from our garden (and didn't get a thank you). I've added a lot of pretty things to the garden and worked on making my house look attractive. I've kept my kids away from you. I only ask in return that you keep your fricking clients OUT of my handicapped parking space. Is that so much to ask.

Your neighbor,
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Blogger Robin said...

Good lord! Sounds like neighbors-from-hell! GEEZ! Also...I'm really surprised to hear that there are rude people in Boston...(lol)

22/5/06 9:25 PM  
Blogger Mama C-ta said...

Wow that sounds like a peach of a neighbor.

23/5/06 9:26 AM  

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