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Saturday, August 19, 2006

How to get your teens to bend to your will

Here's a parenting tip.

You want a quesadilla. Your son has made one for himself, but not for you. You ask nicely but he's too lazy to get up. How do you solve this problem?

You sing in the loudest, most off key voice you can muster, at the highest register you can possibly reach, "Oh please make me a quesadilla, one with melted cheese and tortillas, I just love the quesedilla and you are gonna make me one because I want one right now and I need to eat a quesadilla so please make me one because you make such good quesadillas...." and you keep on going till he gives up because his ears are on fire from the horrible noise.

Works like a charm! Heh.
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Blogger Shane said...

let's hope he didn't spit in it -- or is that only at Taco Bell?

I tried that theory on my wife. I only managed to get a warm kick in the crotch

20/8/06 12:30 PM  
Blogger kenju said...

I'd like to have heard that! Wait - maybe I wouldn't after all....LOL

Michele sent me.

20/8/06 12:48 PM  
Blogger Im Chele In LA said...

ahhhhhhhh smart thinking..


Over from the other Michele's

20/8/06 5:36 PM  
Blogger jen said...


surfing blogmad.

21/8/06 10:18 AM  
Blogger musicalrose123 said...

Must not let my mum see this...

24/8/06 6:20 AM  

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