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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Tom keeps spreading his seeds


Tom, Tom, Tom. Mr Brady. Is it not enough that former girlfriend Bridget Moynahan revealed she is pregnant with your baby only a couple of weeks ago? I'm happy for you, but now Giselle Bundchen, your current sqeeze, is reportedly pregnant as well? Now, far be it for me to complain about out of wedlock babies, but really, a double baby daddy. Is that what you want to be thought of? 2007's Kevin Federline? Leaving your sperm hither and yon. Haven't you heard of birth control? Aren't you familiar with the concept of condoms?

I'm concerned about you, Tom. It appears like you're not taking life as seriously as you might. Children are a huge responsibility. Once you become a parent, your life changes forever. No more freewheeling, no more sperm deposits with supermodels. You have responsibilities to two babies now. Babies that you're going to have to both acknowledge and actually interact with. Are you grown up enough to take up this challange? I wondering, Tom. It seems like you're all excited about being the sperminator, but geesh, bad timing?

I thought you were above all the bad behavior athletes tend to become involved in. But I was wrong. OK, so far we don't think you're into drugs or alcohol or gambling, but making babies left and right isn't smart. What the heck does your mother think about this? Somehow, I am guessing she's not happy.

I just hope your fans don't desert you in disgust. Because...you know... bad behavior is a turnoff, Tom.

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5 Comments:

Blogger BSumner said...

Have you seen the interview with Tom's sperm? LOL

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/070308

8/3/07 9:48 PM  
Blogger margalit said...

That was a great link. Thanks. Man, poor Tom. The net is going crazy making fun of his swimmers. He must be so embarasssed. Or proud. Whatever.

8/3/07 10:32 PM  
Blogger Jenny said...

What a role model...no wonder there are so many single moms in the world. Celebrities never cease to amaze me.

9/3/07 8:56 AM  
Blogger Monkey Giggles said...

Swinging in for the party. Welcome. I am glad you could make it...

I am having another party favor give away over at monkey giggles. Come on over when ya get a chance.

PARTY ON...

9/3/07 9:27 AM  
Blogger Tammy said...

This man is NOT a man in my book. No real man dumps a pregnant woman and then ignores the fact that there is a baby on the way. He will pay support but offer no emotional support for his own child.

17/6/07 12:03 AM  

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