Who on earth are they taking about?
So not me. I don't think. No, I'm pretty sure this isn't me. But then again, maybe I don't know myself. Or maybe I lead a double life? Or I have a hidden personality? Or...what? Does this sound remotely like me? You do it too, and tell me if it comes out like you. Because I'm completely confused. Who is this person they're claiming is so "good"? Not me.