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Saturday, July 28, 2007

this is the boy again #19




Hello again people of blogworld. I come to you at this moment with nothing really interesting or worthwhile to say, so I thought I'd share with you some things that I know.

For instance:
-a snail can survive for 10 days without its head (delightful isn't it)
-I AM the coolest person ever (and that is true, look it up)
-some of what I say is completely biased (see number 2)
-buffalo chicken is the greatest food on the planet (however, it is a close second in the universe competition, following "glochmech" from planet arzatran in the fridlek region)
-I like cheesy poofs
-everybody is full of crap (some happen to be more full than others though)
-if you watch C-span for more than 2 hours in one sitting, you WILL go into a coma
-I wish I had a room in my house where everything was one eighth my size, so that I could put on a godzilla costume and run around smashing things and screaming (this is an ACTUAL fantasy of mine, and don't even deny the fact that at one point in time you've wanted to terrorize cities as a giant lizard)
-Jack Bauer goes rogue approximately once every three hours
-if you don't know who Jack Bauer is you should be ashamed of yourself (and afraid, very afraid)
-If you don't know the answer to a question, just reply with this: "If I told you, you would immediately be ripped apart by evil rabbits, then your various parts would be sold to children all around the world, to be devoured by their pet turtles" At this point if the person who asked the question hasn't either run away or fainted in fear then you might have to answer the question, but don't worry, this reply has a 97% success rate. (caution: using this phrase may get you committed, thrust into a straight-jacket, and thrown into a padded room with no windows)
-I'm running out of things to say, and you probably stopped reading this a long time ago


WHILE YOU READ THIS, SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING WAS USED TO BRAINWASH YOU INTO THINKING YOU ARE ALL COWS......... HAVE FUN EATING GRASS
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1 Comments:

Blogger jen said...

o.0

khouria jen out!

28/7/07 5:14 PM  

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