The pirate speaks,"Me beauties, I have very little t' say in pirate lin'o this morn'. Arrr. I have taken t' wee ones t' t' t' barbor surgeon at first light, where t' saucy lass gave t' kiddies some grog in t' arm. "All be well with both sprogs. Now I have t' go t' me own heart doctor, and another doctor this afternoon.
So, buckos, it isn't t' greatest day for this pirate. I'm just goin' t' have t' dream o' meetin' Johnny Depp and get t' family together later t' watch Pirates o' t' Caribbean. "
"I prefer me pirates t' look like this, don't you? "
Labels: Health, Humor, Movies, Talk Like a Pirate Day