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Thursday, October 09, 2008

You, m'dear, are a moron

Dear Elizabeth Hasselback,

I'm sure that your promotion from mud-monkey on Survivor to table wench on The View has totally gone to your head, because you seem to believe that you have something to offer the world at large. Let me clue you in to reality. You're an idiot. A blithering idiot that does not listen, does not know how to spout anything other than the party line, and is so stuck on the stupidity of the media at large that you have forgotten what this election is all about. Elizabeth, this election is about change. You've heard that word before, but do you even understand what it's about and why it's needed. You sure don't seem like you do. So let's talk about it, OK?

In the past, you've been a shill for President Bush. You're apparently one of the less than 25% of the American population that still supports that slob. Go figure. If that doesn't prove right there what a moron you are, I can't imagine what could, but then again... Anyhow, after your shrill pronouncements about how the future of the world depends on SECURITY and we can't have enough to feel safe (paranoid much), you glommed onto McCain as your candidate like a slug on a banana plant. Nothing like a military man to get Elizabeth all hot and bothered. Except, honey, you forgot to actually LOOK at the man's military record. Bottom of his class at Annapolis, used his father's accreditation's to get his position as a flight pilot, then crashed plane after plane after plane. Instead of the great American hero he's made himself out to be, he TALKED to the North Vietnamese, giving well more than his name, rank and serial number. He told him about his daddy and received special treatment. His fellow POWs don't have much to say about what a swell guy he was, especially after they kept silent when he did not. What a hero!

Then he comes home to his wife who has been in a terrible car accident which she hid from him, thinking it would make his life too hard to hear about it as a POW. The wife he subsequently cheats on and ditches, along with his children. The woman he ditches them for is Cindy aka Barbie, who is rich rich rich and well connected. They decide that he should run for office as he little other talents, and the minute a congressional seat opens up, she buys him a home so he can run for office. What a devoted wife! She brings home a baby with a cleft palate from India that he refers to as "that thing" because he's such a warm wonderful fellow.

All along, you're sitting at the View table screaming about what an honorable guy McCain is. You dismiss all his sleazy behavior, you continue to slam Barak Obama in this most ridiculous manner, and you show the depth of an ant because, let's face it, you're not all that bright. Today is a good example. You've got the other three View babes, Sherry, Whoopie and Joy all telling you that you're full of shit, and yet you continue to "worry" about Obama's relations with Alves, even after they tell you he was EIGHT YEARS OLD when Alves was a 'domestic terrorist'. Now, as a respected professor, you can't seem to get over the fact that he, during the most tumultuous time in American history since the Civil War, was protesting against an unpopular and immoral war. Um, honey, open your eyes. Did you even study Modern American History? Do you think he's the ONLY person who was fighting the government at that time. Because he wasn't. And since he's changed, become a respected member of society, isn't he due the benefit of the doubt? Or do you really believe that there is no such thing as change?

Meanwhile, your buddy Sarah Palin is hanging out with a preacher who is an known antisemite, who reads KKK propaganda (the only newspaper she's ever been photographed reading), who is married to a guy who wants to secede from the United States (TREASON, anyone?), and that's all OK with you? Those are exceptions to the rule WHY?

I'll tell you why. Because you are a moron. You no capacity to think. You rely solely on your favorite "news" people at Fox, and you recite the neocon mantra hook line and sinker. You are an embarrassment to the Republican party and to your TV compatriots. They do the work, they do the research, and you sit there with your bottle blond hair and shake your pretty little head and spout whatever you've been told to by Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly.

I have no patience for stupidity. Neither do most people. I am intolerant of people who can't even think for themselves. S0 why don't you do us all a favor and STFU and go back to your rich husband and your two children and get off my television. Forever. Please.

Thanks for listening!

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6 Comments:

Blogger teh Beauty said...

You tell her Margalit! I cannot stand that shrill, uneducated wench!

9/10/08 8:26 PM  
Blogger dave said...

She has no ideas of her own. She regurgitates FOX News and that's all she knows how to do. If she ends up ON FAX News, would she be regurgitating herself? Scary.

9/10/08 9:43 PM  
Blogger Crazed Mom said...

Bravo! Very well said as always my brilliant friend.

9/10/08 11:21 PM  
OpenID clickmom said...

Shill! You called her a shill! I love you! (And I can't stand EH)

10/10/08 6:32 PM  
Blogger Daisy said...

I feel like telling her, "Elizabeth, dearie, we're laughing at you, not with you." Does she know they keep her on the show because she's the Village Idiot?

10/10/08 7:55 PM  
Blogger margalit said...

The Village Idiot. NICE! I don't know WHY they keep her. It doesn't seem like any of the other women like her, and she caused so much trouble with Rosie. I can't wait to see what she has to say on Monday when they bring up Palin's Abuse of Power. Heh. That should be funny.

10/10/08 10:34 PM  

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